0PCBoard version 14.5 & 15.0 PCBTEXT file 7Leave a note for the Head Hoser? (Enter)=No Way! 3 What kind of 'puter U use 1Access Denied - Upcoming Event Pending ... 1So like your time is up, eh? 1Take off, eh! - Unauthorized name match on @USER@!! 1Take off, eh! - You're like banned from this System! 1Take off, eh! - Too many Password Failures!! 1Take off, eh! - You refused to Complete Registration! 1Take off, eh! - Remote DOS Password Failure!! 1Take off, eh! - @USER@ is on another Node! 1This is a 'Closed' Board, @FIRST@! Go get soaked, eh? 1Too many Security Violation(s) - Take off you hoser! 1No more room in the fridge for your back bacon, @FIRST@. 1What you been smokin' hosehead, eh? You can't do that! 1Callers must know p/w to read message! Continue (Enter)=No Way! 1Protocol Unavailable - Modem Type Wrong! 3Local Download Path 7Password to Read Message, eh? (ENTER alone aborts) 3Local Upload Path or Filename 1Printer Off-Line ... 3Enter the Security password desired 2Reply to Msgs: (#), (#), (Enter)=No way, eh! 1Path error in system configuration! 1Selection not available in local mode. 1Awww... you went and broke it hosehead! 1Here's a Sysop touque. Put it on for this call only, eh? 0Sorry, @FIRST@, Graphics Mode is like broken, eh. 1Automatic Hosehead turf completed... Good day, eh! 1!|*|Y01000400|c0A|@0005RIPscrip |Y01000200|c0B|@3W0Fmode on|g0006 1All the burners on the Coleman are full, eh! 1ASCII transfer is not available on a binary file! 1NOTE: Transfer must end with a (Ctrl-Z)! That means what it says, eh? 0None 0@SYSTIME@ NO CONNECT/@OPTEXT@ 0FULL COUNTDOWN 0NO CARRIER 1Disk Full - System presently unavailable, eh! 0ALL NODES ARE BUSY AT THIS TIME PLEASE TRY LATER 0ALL 7Uploading text file directly into the message editor... 0~(Echo) 0~(A) 0~(R/O) 1Error reading Script Questionnaire 1Error reading Message base in use! 1Unable to exit to DOS - no REMOTE.SYS file found! 1No record available to update! You're confoozing me, eh! 6Messages Successfully Packed & Purified! 2Enter `handle' to be used for Node Chat 1File Attachment: @OPTEXT@ 1Geez hosehead, like enter a longer description, eh? 1No Script Questionnaires are available, @FIRST@ ... 3(R) to re-enter yer name hosehead, or (C) to logon as a new hoser, eh? 2Would you like some beer and some back bacon, @FIRST@? (Enter)=Ok, eh? 1While you were getting that last beer, I said good day! 1Take off, eh, @FIRST@! Hit the right keys you Hosehead. 1Sorry @FIRST@, that's my PRIVATE beer, eh...... 2I'll write down your address so I can get my Coleman back, eh, @FIRST@. 1Turfing Hosehead! Not from the Great White North, eh? 3 Hosehead Name to Find (Enter)=None 3Enter the beauty to Download (Enter)=No Way! 3Enter the beauty to View (Enter)=No Way! 3Menu Letter/Command like you need Help with (Enter)=Go Away! 3Conference # to join (Enter)=none 3Node # to Auto-Logoff (Enter)=none 3Node # to View, (A)ll or (Enter)=none 3So like, what do you want to answer? (Enter)=None, eh 3Hey, you! Gimmie a smoke, eh (Enter)=No way! 3Enter the DOOR # to Open, eh (Enter)=none 3What do you want me to look for, eh? (Enter)=Nothin' 3Search for smokes (wildcards OK, eh) (Enter)=No Way 2Date as (mmddyy) to search from (Enter)= 0Hoser already HAS a Sysop touque, hosehead! 1Sorry, hoser, you are not registered in Conference @OPTEXT@ 0Sure, hoser, we'll like let you in, eh?. 1CAUTION: Good Day in (@OPTEXT@) min.! Watch out, eh. 2Message # to Activate (Enter)=none 1No more beer, @FIRST@. Lookin' for a party to raid, eh? 2Pack the Message Base (Enter)=no 1Delete the Caller's log (Enter)=no 2Purge older than (Enter)=010180 2Renumber during repack (Enter)=no 1NEW low starting Message # (Enter)=abort 2Fill in the Crossword? (Enter)=No Way! 1Do you want to delete this line (Enter)=No (Easy, eh?) 2Pack the User's file (Enter)=no 1(@OPTEXT@) already exists. Remove it (Y=Yes, N=No, C=Continue) 2View other hosers (Enter)=No way! (Don't get rude, eh) 2Purge RECEIVED+PRIVATE Msgs (Enter)=no 2Exit to DOS (Enter)=no 2Reference Message number purification proceeding ... 1@FIRST@! Wrong password entered, hosehead! 1There is no such line @FIRST@ ... geez, what a hosehead! 1Take off, eh, @FIRST@! There is no Message # 1Take off, eh, @FIRST@! You can't kill Message # 1You can't do that, hosehead! Geez, take off, eh? Try again... 6Page ends in 30 seconds, give or take, eh? (Ctrl-K) Aborts . 2Channel @OPTEXT@:~ 1 @FIRST@, press (Enter) and you'll like leave it alone, eh? 7SHELL completed on (@OPTEXT@). 2Page Length now set to @OPTEXT@. 1There's nobody here by that name in this Conference, eh. 7@INCONF@ Beauty! Crossword (@OPTEXT@) Info. Saved. 1Automatic User Boot Off Completed, eh ... 2Keep `LOCKED OUT' users (Enter)=yes 2Purge older than (Enter)=010180 2Keep whose security => (Enter)=100 7User's File successfully packed! 7Joining channel #@OPTEXT@, eh. 1Sorry, hoser, like those two passwords don't match, eh! 3What did you just say, eh? 3Enter user's Security Level 3Business or data phone # is 3 Home or voice phone # is 3 Registered in Conferences 1We're like real sorry, eh, but our event is coming soon. 1You can't skip this question, hosehead! Nice try, eh. 1Sorry @FIRST@, only real names are like allowed, eh? 1Insufficient security for Viewing (@OPTEXT@), eh. 1Geez, hosehead, that DOOR selected isn't available eh? 1Sorry, @FIRST@, no Network is active, eh. 6Enter (U) to bum a smoke while awaiting other hoser ... 7Thanks, @FIRST@, your registration information is saved, eh. 1Sorry, @FIRST@, PACK not available from remote ... 1Error saving message ... 1Error in User's file ... 1CHANNEL BUSY! Please wait a moment before typing, eh... 1The big Hosehead has like gone for beer, eh? 0Head Hoser - Busy 0Hoser - Busy 0DOS - Busy 0DOS - Not Busy 0Printer is Off 0Alarm is Off 0Page Bell is Off 0@OPTEXT@ has changed to a new handle:~ 1Bulletins updated since like last time on, eh, @FIRST@. 1Hey, hosehead! Not enough time to download (@OPTEXT@) 1Insufficient disk space for complete upload, eh! 1Sorry, @FIRST@, uploads are currently disabled, eh! 17-E-1 Operation in Effect. 3DOS function to execute (Enter)=none 3Enter your logon password below to continue, eh. 1Take off! Quit hitting <return> hosehead! 1(Ctrl-K) or (Ctrl-X) Aborts, (Ctrl-S) leaves ya hangin, eh? 3Enter new length (0)=continuous, (Enter)=no change 1Message Base Error! Attempting to continue ... 7Password (Dots will echo) 0Do you want like colours and stuff eh? (Enter)=No Way 3(R)e-enter Hosehead's Name or (C)ontinue, eh. 2Checking your driver's licence. Hey! You can't drink and drive ya hoser! 3 Password (One word, eh) 7Looking fer the file, hosehead. Don't go away, eh, @FIRST@ ... 1(@OPTEXT@) already exists on the system, eh. 2Msg Scan: (A)ll, (C)urrent, (S)ince, (Q)uick, (L)ong, (Enter)=No way! 3Join Group CHAT Session (Enter)=No way! 0Awaiting Event Timer - All activity suspended ... Leave me hangin', eh. 7Sts Msg# Ref# To From Subject 1(@OPTEXT@) Sorry, hoser, download bytes left available are @BYTESLEFT@ 3So like, tell me about this file @OPTEXT@, eh? 2If you want to do it in 'Private' add one of these (/) (Not the bracket, eh) 3Everybody say 'Beauty'! Thanks, @FIRST@! 2(A) (C) (D) (E) (F) (H) (I) (L) (Q) (S) (SA) (SC) (SK) (SN) (U) 2(A)bort, (C)ont Line Editor, (D)elete, (E)dit, (F)ull Scrn Editor, (H)elp, 0Modem Reset Error .. 2That's the board for today, @FIRST@, so like good day, eh! 3(A), (C), (D), (F), (L), (P), (Q), (S), (U), (#), (+/-) 3A)dd, C)hange, D)el, F)ind, L)ist, P)rint, Q)uit, S)can, U)ndel, (#) 3 To:~ 3 From:~ 3 Subj:~ 1Unable to write your name. - Aborting, eh? 0@OPTEXT@ has changed the topic to:~ 1Number of Users Purged: 7The Head Hoser who runs this thing Chatting at~ 7Beauty transfer eh, @FIRST@. 1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid filename! 2(@X0C@TIMELEFT@@X0A min. left) (H)elp, Chat Command 2(@X0C@TIMELEFT@@X0A min. left) (H)elp, Chat Command 7This channel is now private, eh. Like other hosers can't join. 1That channel is private, eh. Hosers can't join it at this time. 17-E-1 Operation Not Available! Call using 8-N-1 Modem Settings! 1PCBPACK Security Level Fail! 7Board's gettin loaded. Hang on, eh? 1User Record Number Bad! Take off! 7Press ESC to enter command mode, eh. 0 Aborted using~ 0 Completed using~ 0@OPTEXT@ has made the discussion private, eh. 0Ring Detected -~ 0Press (Space) to say 'Good day', eh. (Esc) when done. 6Minutes Used: @OPTEXT@ 3Subject (Enter)=no change 1Lock the beer, eh! (H)=help 2Msg # to Begin Search from (@OPTEXT@) 3(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, More 2(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, End of Message Command 2How are you going to carry all of that beer, hosehead? 3 To (Enter)=`ALL', eh. 3Subject (Enter)=abort 1Error in filename request! 6G'day and welcome back to the board, eh.~ 1Creating New Message Index File . 7On-Line update of hoser's record completed, eh. 1Only ASCII and Kermit Protocols supported at 7-E-1! 1Number of Msgs Purged : 1Number of Bytes Purged: 7@X07@OPTEXT@ @X0Cnot found in hosehead's file. 3Lookout hoser! Two lines before message is full, @FIRST@ .. 0@OPTEXT@ has entered this channel, hoser. 0@OPTEXT@ has left this channel, hoser. 2(V)iew, (P)rint, (S)can, (D)elete Caller's Log, (Enter)=quit 2(V)iew, (P)rint Users, (Enter)=quit 1) was not found in line 0@SYSTIME@ Carrier Lost... 5(Enter) Starts, (Ctrl-X) Stops it, eh. 5(Ctrl-X) Like stops the Transfer 1File Size is `0' - Aborting ... 7Head Hoser's CHAT ended at~ 2Edit: (T)o, (F)rom, (S)ubject, Refer (N)um, (R)ead, (P)rotection 7'Echo' Message, (Enter)=@OPTEXT@ 3Text Entry Command 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMDIR@), File List Command 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMBLT@), Bulletin List Command 1~wants to share a beer with you on Channel @OPTEXT@. 2Respond by typing (CHAT) (G), then select channel #@OPTEXT@. 3Node CHAT: (G)roup, (U)navailable, (H)elp, (Enter)=no way! 3Node CHAT: (G)roup, (A)vailable, (H)elp, (Enter)=no way! 1Sorry, @FIRST@, the hosehead doesn't want to talk to you, eh 2Node CHAT ended at @OPTEXT@ 2Node CHAT entered at @OPTEXT@ 2Enter a new `topic' for Channel @OPTEXT@ 0Refused to register. 6Enter channel number (1-255), (L)ist channels or (Q)uit chat, eh. 7Monitor Mode is now off. 7Monitor Mode is now on. 1No hosers gossiping on any channels right now, eh. 2Enter your text, hoser. (Enter) alone to end, eh.~ 6Out to DOS 3Filename to View (Enter)=none (Beauty joke, eh?) 1Error executing View of file (@OPTEXT@) 2View executed on file (@OPTEXT@) Beauty! 7Checking View request. Hold on for a sec, eh?... 6Chatting with Sysop 2Default Protocol set to~ 1Error reading PCBPROT.DAT! Aborting ... 6Answering Script 3Enter the number of the node to CALL into chat 3Enter node (#) to ignore, (C)ancel or (W)ho 7Ignore Mode Cancelled 7This channel is now open to all hosers, eh. 6Rcvd Broadcast Message 7Loading PCBPack module. Please wait ... 1PCBPack module not found! Pack request unsuccessful ... 7Ignoring Nodes:~ 1You already exist, eh? 3What is the hoser's first name 3 What is the hoser's last name 3So, like what's your first name, hoser? 3OK, and so now your last name, hoser? 7Silent Mode is now off. 7Silent Mode is now on. 3Send private message to Node (#), (C)ancel or (S)how hosers 2Please wait, eh - Adding @USER@ to Quick Index File ... 3City and State calling from 3 Reg. Exp. Date (as mmddyy) 3 Exp. Reg. Security Level 3 Exp. Reg. Conference Info. 3Special Comment/Record Info 1Sorry, @OPTEXT@ bps is not supported ... Too slow, eh. 1@OPTEXT@ bps is supported from @OFFHOURS@. 1System gone for doughnuts and beer, eh.. 1@FIRST@, record's been updated. Everybody say "beauty"! 3Node # to Drop to DOS (Enter)=none 1Sorry, @FIRST@, no Bulletins are presently available, eh 1Sorry, @FIRST@, no DOORS are presently available, eh. 1Sorry, @FIRST@, no Directories are presently available, eh. 1Sorry, @FIRST@, no Conferences are presently available, eh! 3 --- --------------------- ----------------------------- 2How do you want to carry that beer, eh? (Enter) or (N)=Abort 1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid Conference selection! 1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid DOOR selection! 7Checkin' Directory, hoser. 2So like, Page Length is currently set to 1Uploads Not Accepted on File Format (@OPTEXT@) 2 (#) Status Hoser 7Beauty colours, eh, @FIRST@ ... 0Colours (graphics) are now off, @FIRST@ ... 7Logoff Information Saved. 1Take off, eh! Transfer Aborted ... 1Sorry, @FIRST@, you can't do that, eh! 1Sorry, @FIRST@, you can't do that, eh! 0Event @OPTEXT@ ran at~ 0Hoser Exited to DOS at @OPTEXT@ 0Viewed Text file (@OPTEXT@) 3Lookin' for some beer and back bacon? (Enter)=OK, eh 2New Info 2Enter text of private message below: 1PRIVATE MESSAGE! @X0BTo respond privately use: SEND @OPTEXT@ 3Name that beer, eh? (Enter)=@OPTEXT@ 3Carbon Copy To (Enter)=none 0Opened Door (@OPTEXT@) at~ 6No Hoser this Node 6Available for CHAT 6Out of Code in DOOR 6Good Day Pending 6DOS Recycle Pending 6Hoser unavailable, eh. 6Scamming some Files 6Entering a Message 6CHATTING with Group 6Drop to DOS Pending 0@OPTEXT@ has made the gab fest public. 1Channel 1 cannot be made private, eh. 1Incorrect Download Password for File (@OPTEXT@) 1Incorrect Upload Password for File (@OPTEXT@) 1Incorrect View Password for File (@OPTEXT@) 1Incorrect Password for DOOR (@OPTEXT@) 1That node is not in group chat! 7Preparing file(s) for download. Please wait, eh. 0Bulletin Read:~ 1Input File Name 3File Selected: ~ 3Doughnut Type: ~ 3 Select Conference(s) 1(@OPTEXT@) not found on disk! What a bummer, eh? 2I'm back! So how's it going, eh~ 2@OPTEXT@ Joined 3Local password 2Enter the Message # to Kill (Enter)=none 1Punctuation Error: Quotes may be necessary around the search criteria. 0Back from DOS at @OPTEXT@ 2So, like g'day, eh. This is @OPTEXT@.~~ 7Message Restored:~ 1Message Killed:~ 0Comment Left:~ 0Message Left:~ 7Saving Comment # 7A beauty, eh. Saving Message # 0 (Enter) continues on with display 0 (Y) yes, continue on with display 0 (N) no, stop displaying this text 0 (NS) continue reading in non-stop mode. Confoozed, yet? 6Drop to DOS - Urgent 1Force logoff now (`N'=wait until caller logs off, then drop to DOS) 0 (V) View a file, then continue displaying files. Ya lost me... 2 # Msgs Found: 3Node # to Recycle through DOS (Enter)=none 0Password Failure (@OPTEXT@) 7Beauty you can do it with your eyes shut 7Open your eyes now hoser, the cops gone. 3Files: (1-@NUMDIR@), (A), (U), (Enter)=None, eh 3Files: (1-@NUMDIR@), (A)ll, (U)ploads, (Enter)=None, eh 0Alt-> F=Out I=In N=Next X=DOS P=Printer T=FmFeed F1/F2=Time F9/F10=Security 01=SyPrv 2=LkOut 3=Print 4=Bell 5=SHELL 6=Reg 7=Alarm 8=HngUp 9=Screen 10=Chat 1Network Delay - Please hang on, eh, @FIRST@ . 3Download Time:~ 3Download Size:~ 3Total Will Be:~ 3Upload Drive : 2 Bytes Free Disk Space 1Thread Read Terminated ... 1Message Number Memorized ... 1Message Text Search Terminated ... 1Insufficient memory for CHAT buffers. 3Upload Status: 1 I'll look at it later, OK? 1 Posted right away. Beauty, eh? 0Hoser Num.: 1Unable to open CHAT file. 0Lst Date On:~ 0Expire Date:~ 0# Times On : 0Page Length: 0Expert Mode: On 0Expert Mode: Off 0Security Lv: 0# Downloads: 0# Uploads : 0Bytes Avail: 0L/Msg. Read: 0High Msg. #: 0Active Msgs: 0Tr/Protocol:~ 3Operational Languages Available: 1You can't talk that way here, hosehead!. 3How do you want me to say that? (Enter)=No change, eh 7Good day and welcome to the English Language, eh? 1No language there, eh. 2 minutes (approximate) 1SHELL Batch file Missing ( 0Resetting Packet ... 0Resetting Modem ... 0System is Ready For Hosers 3 min. left) 3(@X0C@TIMELEFT@@X0E min. left) @INCONF@ What do you want to do, eh? 7Scanning~ 7Great White North.. 0 Conference 0Main Board 1Error in Chat File format, aborting... 1Found: @X07@OPTEXT@ 1Take off? (Enter)=No way, eh. 7Text Entry Aborted ... 3Delete Line # 1Sorry, @FIRST@, unable to Insert another line! 3Before Line # 3Which line do you want to edit, @FIRST@ 0Head Hoser Paged at~ 0Hanging Up Phone ... 0Going Off-Hook ... 6@OPTEXT@ Abandoned 1(@OPTEXT@) Menu Selection is not available, @FIRST@. 3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the password for uploading, eh. 3 Enter password to open the DOOR, eh. 3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the password for viewing, eh. 3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the password for downloading, eh. 2So like, Press (Enter) to continue 1Insufficient security for DOOR (@OPTEXT@) 2Edit: (T)o, (F)rom, (S)ubject, Refer (N)um, (R)ead, (P)rotection, (E)cho 1Sorry, @FIRST@, like no NEWS is good news, eh. 3 Msgs For You:~ 3 Msgs From You:~ 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Scan Command 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Read Command 1No message number has been memorized, hoser! 1The hoser may be busy. Attempt to CALL into chat anyway 1Insufficient Download Security for (@OPTEXT@) 7Hoser's Log Viewed 7Directory Scan for (@OPTEXT@) 1Hoser's File Viewed 1Sorry, @FIRST@, Insufficient Security for 'From' edit! 7This system is set to test uploaded files. Have a beer while you wait, eh. 1(H)ang up now, or press any other key to finish your cold one! 7Hanging up now. Thanks for the upload(s), hoser! 7 has gone for doughnuts. Please wait ... 1You dropped the beer, hoser! - Aborting 3 Enter (Oldtext;Newtext) or (Enter) alone for `no change'. 7Date: Number: 3 To: 2HAS REPLIES 2From: 2(N/A) 2NO 6RECEIVER ONLY 6GROUP PASSWORD 6SENDER PASSWORD 6PUBLIC MESSAGE 7Uploading will lose the Flagged Files list. Continue with upload 0(Error Correcting Modem Detected) 0Refer# 0Read: 6Subj: 1Not Using Sysop Record #1 - Pack not Available! 0Status: 1Pack Message Base Before Continuing! 1No Security Level Match in PWRD's File! 0Free Msg #s: 0Low Msg. # : 0Defined #'s: 2Generate ONLY a New Index File (Enter)=no 1Assign More Message BLOCKS using PCBSetup! 7Chat Echo disabled. Use the ECHO command to re-enable it. 7Chat Echo enabled. 3Move Message to what Conference # 0 / FILE 0Message Moved: # 0 / LIST 3Recent Uploads 0(Esc) Exit, () () (PgUp) (PgDn) (Home) (End) Scrolls, (Space) Tags/Untags 0Scroll Lines Above Cursor: 0Scroll Lines Below Cursor: 0(Generic Hoser Message) 2(G)oodbye after Batch, (A)bort, Change (P)rotocol, (Enter)=continue 5(Ready to Send in Batch Mode, eh) 1The file received is wider than 79 characters. 3(S)ave or (A)bort message 7Batch Transfer Ended, hoser. 1Output File Name 3Batch Download Time:~ 3Batch Download Size:~ 3Batch Protocol Type: ~ 2(A)ll Abort Detected. Continue with scan (Enter)=aye 2Conf: Read Type: GENERAL, EH 2Conf: Read Type: THREAD READ 2Conf: Read Type: TEXT SCAN 2Conf: Read Type: MAIL FOR YOU 2Conf: Read Type: MAIL FROM YOU 2Conf: Read Type: TO OR FROM YOU 2(G)oodbye after Download, (A)bort Download (Enter)=continue 1Attached File: @X07@OPTEXT@~~ 1Capture Aborted. Read Pointers Restored, eh ... 1Goodbye in 10 seconds. (H)angup now or (Ctrl-K) to cancel 2Sorry, no beer left in the fridge. 3Total Cold Ones Captured for Download -> 5Sending File(s) - Start your download ... 0Logging into System 3Use Full Screen Editor 6Full Screen Editor requires ANSI capability 3Download Flagged Files 1New Bulletin(s): 0Attempted to logon as:~ 3Perform (S)oundex Search, (R)e-enter Hoser's Name or (C)ontinue on 3(U)se Found Hoser, (S)earch for more, (R)e-enter Name or like (C)ontinue on 3QUOTE: Starting line number, (Q) to Quit 3QUOTE: Ending line number, (Q) to Quit 7Like I'm busy, eh. Hold on... 6Insufficient Memory for Operation @OPTEXT@ 0Sysop - Not Busy 0Hoser - Not Busy 0PCBSysMgr 0PCBFiler 0PCBSetup 0SYSTEM Statistics 0PCBMoni 0Reset Stats 0No Printer 0Printer is On 0Alarm is On 0Page Bell is On 0Login as a regular user. Callers will get a busy signal. 0Login as a regular user. RING Alert will be activated. 0Toggle printer off or on. When on callers log is echoed to printer. 0Run PCBoard System Manager for USERS File maintenance. 0Choose between System-Wide and Node-Specific Statistics Display 0Login as the Sysop. Callers will get a busy signal. 0Login as the Sysop. RING Alert will be activated. 0Toggle `Page Bell' on or off. System will BEEP when caller pages you. 0Run PCBFiler for File Directory maintenance. 0Run PCBMoni to monitor NODE activity 0Drop to DOS. Callers will get a busy signal. 0Drop to DOS. Callers will NOT get a busy signal. Phone will ring! 0Toggle `Caller Alarm' on or off. System BEEPs as caller logs on, etc. 0Run PCBSetup to change PCBoard configuration. 0Reset Node/System Statistics to Zero 0No Modem Selected 0Last Caller: 0Calls: 0Msgs: 0D/Ls: 0U/Ls: 2(Esc) to Exit, eh. (Ctrl-Z) for Help 2(Ins/Ctrl-V) Mode: Kill bugs 2(Ins/Ctrl-V) Mode: Insert 3(@OPTEXT@), Set your Last Message Read to 1Last Message Read now set to @OPTEXT@. 0Unlimited 0 (F) Flag a file for later download, then continue displaying files 3(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, (V)iew, (F)lag, More OK, eh. 2(A)bort, (E)dit, (G)oodbye, (L)ist, (P)rotocol, (Enter)=continue, eh. 2(A)dd a Beer, (R)emove a Beer, (L)ist Beers, (Enter)=continue, eh. 1(@OPTEXT@), Remove beer number(s), eh. 7Beer Removed from Batch: @OPTEXT@ 1(@OPTEXT@) duplicates a beer already in the batch, Hosehead! 1Batch limit reached. @OPTEXT@ was not added to the batch, eh. 3Clear the table between meals, eh. 3Enter the name of the beer to flag for download (Enter)=none 7 Hoser Name Location Last On 3Enter text to scan for (ENTER alone finds all registered Hosers) 0LOCAL Statistics 1Delete this record 3Enter Conference Numbers, (S)elect All, (D)eselect All or (Q)uit, eh. 3Enter Conference Numbers or (Q)uit, eh. 3Set Conference Flags (R=Reg, X=Expired Reg, S=Scan Conf, C=Conf Hoser) 2Selecting ALL Conferences, Hang on, eh. 2Put on a touque, grab a beer, and read some mail in these CONFS, eh: 3Read messages TO or FROM (enter hoser's name) 1Both First and Last Names are required! (You have one, eh?) 3Copy Message to what Conference # 0Message Copied: # 2Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo. Head Hoser's not here, eh. 2 FREE 2 / NO TIME 3Enter the beer name to Test (Enter)=No way, eh. 2Verifying @OPTEXT@... 7 passed. 1 FAILED! 0Verification FAILED on @OPTEXT@! 3Ok, eh! Hold on... 2 Messages Messages 2 Num Conference To You Found 2----- ------------- -------- -------- 3Full Screen Editor Default: (Y)es, (N)o way, (A)sk 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Read Command 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMDIR@), Beer List Command 7 Last High Last High 7Num Conference Read Num. Flags Num Conference Read Num. Flags 7CTTY mode is now on, @FIRST@ ... 7ANSI colours are like now on, @FIRST@ .. 0Modem: @OPTEXT@ 0Hoser Number: @OPTEXT@ 0Hoser Security: @OPTEXT@ 0of 7It's worken, @OPTEXT@, go get a beer. 3So like did you forget your password? 7Do you want to leave a comment to the Head Hoser before logging off? 0COMMENT: LIKE I FORGOT EM 3Is this correct 7Try using a different name, eh. If desired, try adding a middle initial. 1Lock caller out and disconnect 1Disconnect caller 1Give caller Head Hoser privileges 1Warning: You have left empty beers all over! 7Proceed with running the @OPTEXT@ door 7Are you sure you want to say good day? 1@INCONF@has been selected. 1@INCONF@has been deselected. 6Searching for @OPTEXT@ 2Upload Credits: 0.0 minutes, 0 bytes 1Could not find @X07@OPTEXT@ @X0Cin the hoser's file. 3(H)elp, (1-@NUMBLT@), Bulletin List Command 2(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, How's it going, eh? 3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Scan Command 1(maximum per-conference limit reached) 1(maximum message limit reached) 1(Rcvd Beers: @RFILES@ Bytes: @RBYTES@ CPS: @RCPS@ Combined CPS: @BICPS@) 1Beers Upld: @RFILES@ Bytes: @RBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @RCPS@ (@BICPS@) 1Beers Upld: @RFILES@ Bytes: @RBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @RCPS@ 1Beers Dnld: @SFILES@ Bytes: @SBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @SCPS@ 1~~(Beers: @SFILES@ Bytes: @SBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @SCPS@) 1~~(Beers: @RFILES@ Bytes: @RBYTES@ Avg. CPS: @RCPS@) 0~~(Avg. CPS: @SCPS@) 0~~(Avg. CPS: @RCPS@) 2Additional Commands: (@X0FFLAG@X0A) for download, (@X0FV@X0A)iew file. 1Size: @X07@OPTEXT@ 1That handle is not allowed, hoser! Please pick another, eh! 3Scroll multi-screen messages 3Use long headers when reading messages, eh. 2(I)nsert, (L)ist Msg, (Q)uote, (S)ave, (SA)Save Attach, (U)pload Msg 2Request Return Receipt, eh 1Return Receipt Requested.~~ 7Generating Receipt, please wait, eh... 1Your message number : @X07 1Which was addressed to: @X07 1Was received/read on : @X07 2Route message to 3Set editor workspace default to 79 columns 1This conference is READ-ONLY, hoser! Take off! 1Private messages not allowed here, hoser! What's secret, eh? 3Conference Password 1The message already contains a File Attachment! Take off! 3Carbon List To (Enter)=none 1cc: @OPTEXT@ 3Read messages TO (enter hoser's name) 3Read messages FROM (enter hoser's name) 1The Beer Attachment is missing from disk and cannot be flagged. 1Beer Attachments are not allowed in this conference, hoser! Take off! 1So like Carbon Copy List maximum reached, eh! 1So like Errors encountered, eh. PPE aborted... 1So like unable to allocate memory (@OPTEXT@), eh. 1So like invalid token encountered (@OPTEXT@), eh. 1So like error occurred executing PPE (@OPTEXT@), eh. 1So like an error occurred evaluating an expression, eh. 1Error loading PPE (@OPTEXT@) from disk. 1Error appending (@OPTEXT@) to answer file. 1Error deleting file (@OPTEXT@). 1Updating index file, please wait, eh... 1(72 chars/line, @OPTEXT@ lines maximum) 1(79 chars/line, @OPTEXT@ lines maximum) 1(45 chars/line, @OPTEXT@ lines maximum) 0(Carbon List) 7Read your personal mail now: (Y)es, (N)o, (A)ll new mail 2Scanning for new mail, eh... 7You have new mail waiting, hoser. Please read it NOW, eh. 2Scanning for new bulletins... 2Your current Download:Upload beer ratio is : @X0F@FILERATIO@ 2Your current Download:Upload byte ratio is : @X0F@BYTERATIO@ 2Your Download:Upload ratio must remain below: @X0F@OPTEXT@ 1Downloading @OPTEXT@ would exceed your beer ratio, eh. 1Downloading @OPTEXT@ would exceed your byte ratio, eh. 2Number of beers downloaded so far: @X0F@DLFILES@ 2Number of bytes downloaded so far: @X0F@DLBYTES@ 2Your download limit is set at : @X0F@OPTEXT@ 1Downloading @OPTEXT@ would exceed your beer limit, eh. 1Downloading @OPTEXT@ would exceed your byte limit, eh. 7Creating QWK Packet, please wait, eh... 1Error compressing file, eh. Take off! 2QWK Commands: (D)ownload, (U)pload 3Extracting messages, please wait, eh... 1Error extracting messages, eh. Take off! 1So like invalid menu option type encountered (@OPTEXT@) 3@OPTEXT@ Menu Command ('MENU' for options) 6Running Event 0Event finished at~ 7Message(s) successfully inserted. 1Message insertion failed. 1Files matching (@OPTEXT@) are not allowed on this system. 3Date when message should be Packed-Out (mmddyy) 1Message Pack Date: @OPTEXT@ 3Alias Hoser (enter=no change) 7Hiding identity change, please wait... 1Changed name to @OPTEXT@. 1Beauty! Great disguise, hoser. You're hidden while in this conference 0Changed alias to @OPTEXT@. 0Attempted to use @OPTEXT@ as an alias. 0Byte Ratio :~ 0Beer Ratio :~ 1Like please enter your Address (2 lines provided for Street Address): 3 Street (1 of 2) 3 Street (2 of 2) 3 City 3 State 3 Zip Code 3 Country 1You have already used that password, hoser. Like pick another one, eh. 3Enter your mother's maiden name, eh 7For verification, enter your mother's maiden name 1So like what's up? Must be @OPTEXT@ characters or longer, try again. 1Your password cannot be a subset of your name, hoser! Try again, eh. 1Like your password has expired, hoser. Please enter a new one now, eh. 1Like your password expires in @OPTEXT@ days. Use (W) command to change it, eh. 2Date as (mmddyy) to search from (Enter)= 0Return Receipt:~
